Ever wonder what Saturn tastes like? How about Jupiter? These chocolate planets are about as close as you're going to get.
I know you don't want to believe this, but these are actually, seriously, for reals edible! Could you imagine working so hard to make the cutest little king bear snack and chomping into his crunch little head? I'm so sorry, bear. Sometimes a girl just needs her chocolate.
At first I thought this looked like the world's fanciest doorstop or something but then I started drooling and realized that my brain knew it was awesome food so why couldn't the rest of me figure it out? The only way to eat such a fancy dessert is in the tiniest nibbles possible. You have to be careful not to compromise the structural integrity of the stack.