Even though there's no ice cream in that ice cream looking puck, I'm still in love because a kiwi is almost as good!
Walk tall, and carry a big stick. Whether for walking or for "talking", it will get the job done. Just don't lean to heavily on these, you don't want to get into the stick of it. Enjoy these woody puns and jokes to keep you content all day.
When I was a kid my dad always used to try to get me to eat squash by saying "it's just like candy!" which of course is a lie and irrelevant since I've never had a huge sweet tooth. Also, squash is still nasty, sorry dad!
Now if I had been a pain about fruit, this could have done the trick for sure. I love apples but still, even as an adult I have a hard time eating all the fruit I should. Maybe my husband will carve hearts in them for me.
The holiday spirit sticks around a little doesn't it? After two solid months of marketing overload it's hard to let go right away. That's okay. You can still sneak a little cheer in here and there. Make some stockings out of hot dogs! I won't hold it against you!
If fairies were real, I'm pretty sure these would be their magic wands. Flitting around and granting wishes and collecting teeth and doing whatever else it is fairies do, they must burn a lot of calories. A frozen banana with sprinkles would be the perfect snack for a busy sprite.
It's almost time for one of my favorite holidays, St. Patrick's Day! I'm not concerned with my Irish heritage or collecting kisses or wearing green (though I do look very nice in green). No, I'm excited about my good friend Matt's corned beef. he cures a crapload of brisket and cooks it all day, then pairs it with his amazing home made sauerkraut and mashed potatoes and soda bread and Irish cheddar and dark beer and ohhhhhhh... I better get to the gym, I'm fixing to pack on a few pounds.
Are these Mickey heads or Winnie the Pooh heads? Are the rainbows for Pride or just because rainbows are pretty? I think you'd be more likely to see Winnie at a Pride parade than Mickey. I mean come on, Pooh only wears a shirt, that's halfway to leather chaps!