Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!
The holiday spirit sticks around a little doesn't it? After two solid months of marketing overload it's hard to let go right away. That's okay. You can still sneak a little cheer in here and there. Make some stockings out of hot dogs! I won't hold it against you!
Brownies are pretty exciting on their own, then you put them on a stick and everybody gets all jazzed, then you dip them in colored candy and it gets kind of swoony in here and THEN you come out with all sorts of sprinkles and I'm pretty certain we've lost several to a case of the vapors.
Are these Mickey heads or Winnie the Pooh heads? Are the rainbows for Pride or just because rainbows are pretty? I think you'd be more likely to see Winnie at a Pride parade than Mickey. I mean come on, Pooh only wears a shirt, that's halfway to leather chaps!
When I was a kid my dad always used to try to get me to eat squash by saying "it's just like candy!" which of course is a lie and irrelevant since I've never had a huge sweet tooth. Also, squash is still nasty, sorry dad!
Now if I had been a pain about fruit, this could have done the trick for sure. I love apples but still, even as an adult I have a hard time eating all the fruit I should. Maybe my husband will carve hearts in them for me.
It's almost time for one of my favorite holidays, St. Patrick's Day! I'm not concerned with my Irish heritage or collecting kisses or wearing green (though I do look very nice in green). No, I'm excited about my good friend Matt's corned beef. he cures a crapload of brisket and cooks it all day, then pairs it with his amazing home made sauerkraut and mashed potatoes and soda bread and Irish cheddar and dark beer and ohhhhhhh... I better get to the gym, I'm fixing to pack on a few pounds.
Cookies are super yummy, especially if you've got some milk to go with them. Now imagine that the glass of milk is really a ball of cake covered in fondant. Is your mouth watering yet? I'll wait while you find something with which to mop the drool from your keyboard.