Jub jub! Don't let him back you into a corner with his super scary toothpick staff!
Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.
Let the Force decide your outfit in the morning.
I've always wanted to cuddle up with my very own squishy Millennium Falcon.
He looks pretty comfy in there with his little moss chair.
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
There's still plenty of brisk weather to contend with through the spring, take advantage of chilly winds to look like Princess Leia!