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I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.

I imagine it would take a tremendous effort to restrain myself enough to get chips onto these little trees without eating them all first. Let's just say that's possible and move on. Any party with chip trees is probably the best party ever. Please invite me.

I have come up with so many creative and inventive ways to get my cell phone to stand up properly so I can watch videos. If only I had a friendly bear to take care of that for me.

Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?

You always wanted to be a space ranger, this is one step closer!

Thank you, little plastic man, for bearing the burden of my social networks, Netflix, Pandora, Angry Birds and Texts From Last Night. I know it's a lot to handle.

You don't need a doctorate to look like the smartest person your friends have ever met, you just need a really cool lamp.