I like my coffee like I like my soul; black and bitter.
There is no spoon. No really there is no spoon go get one from the drawer. Spoons can cause quite the stir, especially if you have 5 to choose from at the table. Though if a partner asks you if you want to spoon, just be honest and tell them you're more about the fork.
This taps right into that toddler part of the brain where you want to pick up a whole pie and smash your face into it. Taking a big ol' spoon and jamming it into a jar of cake and frosting and having no regard for the mess you're inevitably going to make sounds so childishly satisfying. Where's my big spoon?