You need someone around who is attentive and a good listener. I know just the penguin for you.
Strike real fear into the hearts of your pillow fight opponents with soft spikes!
You, sir, are to be my new constant companion!
Squid are already notoriously sneaky, now with specialized training they're super efficient death machines.
You can't carry your cat around to clean your phone for you everywhere you go, plus, this way you don't get kitty litter all over yourself.
It's a fate you have to come to terms with, burger. I'm sorry it has to be this way but there's nothing I can do.
Everyone knows that alpacas are pretty much the number one top cutest animal ever. I'll take two!
Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.
If you live in a super cold climate and heating bills are out of control, having soft felt furniture seems like a no-brainer of a heat saver.
He may look a little tipsy, but he's just drunk on love, promise. urp
Available from My Paper Crane http://www.etsy.com/listing/56287667/toilet-paper-roll-plush
Available at: Thinkgeek http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e503/#tabs ($9-$40)
When's the last time you gave your lungs a hug for being so good to you?
Make your own custom, fat-bellied dragon named Yoki. He'll help keep your hands busy through these dark winter months.
Available at: Woodzies http://www.etsy.com/listing/57647398/lil-birdy-boo?ref=em ($30)