slippers

How can Cthulhu be truly evil when he so generously keeps my feet warm on the cold floor in the morning?

These remind me of Sprocket from "Fraggle Rock" therefore they are amazing and belong on my feet.

Get your unicorn on!

Keep your toes warm and your nerd cred intact.

Nutter Butters are stupid delicious but not very cute. But look! You can make them into cute little fuzzy slippers and give them to your mom for Mother's Day because she deserves a fuzzy slippers break now and again. Just don't bother her by asking where all the ingredients are in the kitchen. Happy Mother's Day to all you moms!

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Sliding around on hardwood floors just got way more strategic.