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Always remember to check the walls for cash before you set fire to your family's side business.

No joke, I used to do cross stitch with my mom while listening to a ghetto blaster. Someone stole a scrap of my childhood and made me a shirt!

Luckily this pi lover understands the importance of personal hygiene.

You squeeze too hard!

Their origin, revealed!

Moar brains! Less military!

Available at: Sick For Cute http://www.sickforcute.com/shop/product/373/BadStomachLadiesShirt?csrc=ladiestees ($16)

Not ME! The RAMEN! Some people!

Mr. Watermelon has sliced a piece of his face off for our enjoyment. And look how pleased of himself he is? It just wouldn't be right to deny a slice of that sweet sweet melon.

I was partying with aliens who kept messing with my hair and now I'm hungover. Sorry dude.

These are some seriously crusty scallywags right here. Watch your back for scurvy!

Admit it, you really really want a shirt with hair on it that you can braid.

Available at: Ex-Boyfriend Collection http://www.ex-boyfriendcollection.com/shop/tshirt-d-45-p-0-FuzzAldrinTshirt.htm ($25)

Used dress shirts find a new life in the form of a super snuggly, stylish teddy bear. Pinstripes are so in!

I'm not usually a fan of logos, but this chickadee saying "Hey" is cute enough to stand on its own even if you've never heard of heychickadee.com.