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Why I never! The gall!

No joke, I used to do cross stitch with my mom while listening to a ghetto blaster. Someone stole a scrap of my childhood and made me a shirt!

Available at: Ex-Boyfriend Collection http://www.ex-boyfriendcollection.com/shop/tshirt-d-45-p-0-FuzzAldrinTshirt.htm ($25)

Do you have what it takes to skydive into Mordor?

Baby, are you as lovely on the inside as you are on the outside?

Moar brains! Less military!

You don't have to look cutesy and pink to show your love for the big HK.

Used dress shirts find a new life in the form of a super snuggly, stylish teddy bear. Pinstripes are so in!

Available at: Sick For Cute http://www.sickforcute.com/shop/product/373/BadStomachLadiesShirt?csrc=ladiestees ($16)

I have a bachelors in trolling and a masters in glitch gifs.

Mr. Watermelon has sliced a piece of his face off for our enjoyment. And look how pleased of himself he is? It just wouldn't be right to deny a slice of that sweet sweet melon.

You squeeze too hard!

I'm not usually a fan of logos, but this chickadee saying "Hey" is cute enough to stand on its own even if you've never heard of heychickadee.com.

A face only a mother would love

Luckily this pi lover understands the importance of personal hygiene.