Admit it, you really really want a shirt with hair on it that you can braid.
These are some seriously crusty scallywags right here. Watch your back for scurvy!
Moar brains! Less military!
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Do you have what it takes to skydive into Mordor?
You squeeze too hard!
No joke, I used to do cross stitch with my mom while listening to a ghetto blaster. Someone stole a scrap of my childhood and made me a shirt!
Why I never! The gall!
A face only a mother would love
Their origin, revealed!
Mr. Watermelon has sliced a piece of his face off for our enjoyment. And look how pleased of himself he is? It just wouldn't be right to deny a slice of that sweet sweet melon.
Always remember to check the walls for cash before you set fire to your family's side business.
Used dress shirts find a new life in the form of a super snuggly, stylish teddy bear. Pinstripes are so in!