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Moar brains! Less military!

Why I never! The gall!

You squeeze too hard!

That is one happy kitty.

I was partying with aliens who kept messing with my hair and now I'm hungover. Sorry dude.

Baby, are you as lovely on the inside as you are on the outside?

Used dress shirts find a new life in the form of a super snuggly, stylish teddy bear. Pinstripes are so in!

These are some seriously crusty scallywags right here. Watch your back for scurvy!

A face only a mother would love

Luckily this pi lover understands the importance of personal hygiene.

Admit it, you really really want a shirt with hair on it that you can braid.

Three dots and a bow. You know you've got an iconic brand when that's all it takes to identify a character.

Always remember to check the walls for cash before you set fire to your family's side business.

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