shark

I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.

This totally beats my cheap foam koozie from Piggly Wiggly. It's like being a real grown up!

It's cute, but in real life a shark with sharp pencils sticking out of its mouth would be terrifying.

Because non-zombie air-sharks are just improbable.

He's just popping up to say hello, no need to be alarmed.

This land shark is harmless. All he wants is your dirty laundry!

Sorry sea star, I'm afraid you're not long for this world with big bad sharks all over the place.

Another Shark Week has left us all terrified and exhausted. Did you make it through with all your limbs intact?

Don't camp too near the ocean with one of these. The real sharks might start getting ideas.

Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.

If my obsession with "Planet Earth" is worth anything, I get the feeling that sharks and penguins aren't the best match. This couple must have been in an "opposites attract" situation.