Turn your next meal into a shark attack
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
It only snows for a few seconds at a time for these bears but those are a delicious few seconds!
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.
Just don't let salty the snowman make friends with any slugs.
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.