seasoning

Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?

Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!

Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.

Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.

It only snows for a few seconds at a time for these bears but those are a delicious few seconds!

Just don't let salty the snowman make friends with any slugs.

Turn your next meal into a shark attack

Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.

Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!

I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.

Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!

Voila! Your food is now seasoned!

Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!