seasoning

Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.

Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!

Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?

Just don't let salty the snowman make friends with any slugs.

Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!

Voila! Your food is now seasoned!

Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.

I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.

Turn your next meal into a shark attack

Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.

Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!

Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!

It only snows for a few seconds at a time for these bears but those are a delicious few seconds!