I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.
Just don't let salty the snowman make friends with any slugs.
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
Just try to avoid the impulse to sneeze. Just you try!
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
Turn your next meal into a shark attack
It only snows for a few seconds at a time for these bears but those are a delicious few seconds!
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.