scary

Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.

A face only a mother would love

You thought bath time was your idea? THINK AGAIN!

Blink and this cute lil' Angel will get you!

This guy looks a little shifty, like he wants to grab onto my thighs and never let go!

Shhhhh, just hold him tightly.

This armadillo doesn't look like he feels so well to feel honest. I guess in that regard there's no reason to feel to bad about eating him. He's a goner anyway right? At least this one won't spread leprosy?

Awww what a widdle sweety! Who wants kisses?

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!

Because non-zombie air-sharks are just improbable.

These monsters are throwing a party! It's so nice when a party starts on a table and continues in my mouth. NOM NOM NOM!