Make your own army of itty bitty snowmen that will last all year! They can each have different colored scarves so you can tell them apart, you don't want to confuse them.
Do you need everything you interact with to be related to Doctor Who? Here, bath time just got nerdy for you.
There can never be enough love for my favorite rainbow-farting pop tart!
Sometimes you have complicated feelings to express and the only thing you can think of to convey said feelings is a hamster dressed as a lumberjack. Go with your gut.
Is he grumpy because his feet don't touch the ground? Because people keep playing catch with him instead of sitting down for a civilized conversation?