Because your cubemate wants nothing more than to hear the same four songs repeated over and over all day long.
Who knew that all you need for a super cute Christmas dessert is a few upside down strawberries, some whipped cream and a pinch of sesame seeds? I am totally in awe of the simplicity and creativity here. Now you have no excuse for not bringing something to the potluck at your great aunt's house.
Now that Santa's work is done, he's heading back to the North Pole to sip some peppermint schnapps and take his boots off by the fire. Maybe the reindeer will get some extra carrots and the elves will get a week at a spa. But before you know it, work starts up again. Gotta get that naughty and nice list going.