All sandwiches should be bite-sized and heart shaped. As Empress of the Kingdom of Cutesville I proclaim it to be so. Do your best.
I'd personally never complain about eating veggies and call it "rabbit food" but there are plenty of people out there who just don't appreciate the goodness of fresh veggies. I bet even the naysayers would love these "rabbit food" sandwiches. They're crescent rolls colored orange and stuffed with egg salad! Sneaky, healthy and delicious!