sandwiches

Goodbye diet, hello cute chipwiches!

When I was a kid I LOVED PB&J sammiches! I would have lost my mind if someone presented one to me in cookie form!

I'd personally never complain about eating veggies and call it "rabbit food" but there are plenty of people out there who just don't appreciate the goodness of fresh veggies. I bet even the naysayers would love these "rabbit food" sandwiches. They're crescent rolls colored orange and stuffed with egg salad! Sneaky, healthy and delicious!

What a special way to say goodbye to your class! I would have felt so incredibly special if my teacher had mad a little sandwich with my face on it! I'd be the one in the lower left with glasses. Nerd ahoy!

What Pac Man here doesn't realize is that he and the ghosts are really made of the same stuff. Let's all try to get along, shall we?

Whipped bacon cream sandwiched between milk chocolate pig cookies? I'll take all of them. Send them to CheezHQ, Seattle WA. Thanks!

You've got it right there, egg salad and crisp lettuce are indeed the key to my sandwich happiness. Bonus points for a little horseradish mixed in and a slice of provolone. I've got a drool cleanup on aisle keyboard!

Obviously what this lunch is missing is eggs! but don't waste your food by throwing it at those pigs over there.

All sandwiches should be bite-sized and heart shaped. As Empress of the Kingdom of Cutesville I proclaim it to be so. Do your best.

What sorcery, what devilry, what evil tricks were used to shape the yolks but not the whites of those hard boiled eggs?! I would like to learn this secret magic! Teach me your ways, o dark one!

Rilakkuma has such a neutral expression on his face, I'm always wondering if he might be silently judging everything I do. Then you go and present me with a whole platter of silent judgy bear faces like this and I'm early put off my lunch.