You may be ugly, but you sure are handy around mealtimes!
Turn your next meal into a shark attack
Don't get salty with me owl, I'm gonna shake you upside down until your brains sprinkle on my food.
There's no excuse for everything you own to not be beautiful. These are serious table accessories.
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!
Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
I'm a little worried about the poor astronaut having all his brains, I mean salt sucked out of his helmet!