Don't get salty with me owl, I'm gonna shake you upside down until your brains sprinkle on my food.
You may be ugly, but you sure are handy around mealtimes!
Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.
Which do you figure would be which? I use more salt than pepper so I'd prefer to keep it in something that is bigger on the inside.
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
Turn your next meal into a shark attack
There's no excuse for everything you own to not be beautiful. These are serious table accessories.
I'm a little worried about the poor astronaut having all his brains, I mean salt sucked out of his helmet!
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
Please, help me out, I need to know! Which does the salt go in? One hole or two holes?
Voila! Your food is now seasoned!