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Every man or woman worth their salt. Amazing to think such a everyday commodity was once a pricey luxury. So whether your salty over your steak or that SO that dumped you on the way side, know you can rub salt in the wounds and make it hit home with these punny and hilarious salt jokes.

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It only snows for a few seconds at a time for these bears but those are a delicious few seconds!

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Via Mocoloco
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Just think of all the things you could bury inside your salt shaker!

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The only problem is you keep thinking it's salting your food but really it's still processing.

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Just don't let salty the snowman make friends with any slugs.

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Via Holy Cool
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Just like art and color, food is boring without a little seasoning.

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Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.

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I've been trying to cut back on the salt, but my doctor said I can add as much magic as I want.

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The moment the weather turns warm all I can think of is barbecuing all the foods!

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Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!