robot

Okay nerds, what the heck is this thing? A knight? A robot? An alien? Help us out here, WE MUST KNOW!

Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.

Sadly this amazing helmet is not for sale. But how could I not share it with you? It's so freaking AWESOME! Perhaps some of you crafty folks will be inspired to make one of your own!

You guys, when I have a robot in my kitchen it's gonna be like the total FUTURE!

This is pretty much my dream; to be turned into a tiny robot whose primary objective is to eat noodles and do nothing else.

Matryoshka=cute; Ninja= awesome. Matryoshka+ninja= AWESOMELY CUTE!

I'm not a huge fan of having a face in the bathroom watching me, but this robot is so neutral and all about business. You know he takes his job seriously because he is programmed to do one thing and one thing only, provide you with fresh clean paper. Thanks robot!

Available at: Diesel Sweeties http://store.dieselsweeties.com/products/plush-all-hu-mans-red-robot-squishable ($34)

Luckily, since it's only his head, Bender can't tell you to bite his shiny metal ass.

Camping just isn't right if you don't have your closest droid friends around.

Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.

Now you don't have to be the only one in your house dancing to the beat. This dude will even light the dance floor with his nose!