robot

I'm not a huge fan of having a face in the bathroom watching me, but this robot is so neutral and all about business. You know he takes his job seriously because he is programmed to do one thing and one thing only, provide you with fresh clean paper. Thanks robot!

Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.

Whoever said robots don't feel love have never met Heartbot. He's got so much love to give!

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Matryoshka=cute; Ninja= awesome. Matryoshka+ninja= AWESOMELY CUTE!

You guys, when I have a robot in my kitchen it's gonna be like the total FUTURE!

Available at: NaniCo http://nanico.bigcartel.com/product/tote-natural-canvas ($9)

Okay nerds, what the heck is this thing? A knight? A robot? An alien? Help us out here, WE MUST KNOW!

Won't anyone fix the poor guy up a little?

I for one welcome our dancing feline robot overlords.

This is pretty much my dream; to be turned into a tiny robot whose primary objective is to eat noodles and do nothing else.

How can you be lonely when you have a friend around to dance for you all day?