Elephant, thank you for making me such a delicious and beautiful meal! You sure are talented and precise with that big trunk of yours. How you managed to carve a self-portrait out of cheese, I'll never know!
Why are lil pandas always so sleepy? They roll around on the floor like furry tumbleweeds full of napsauce. Omg look at the one on the left, he has little FOOTS! Ugh, eat it quick, I can't handle the cute!