Apple, ball and cat were so last year. Let's get with the retro times and teach our kids something useful!
I hate how my phone fits in my pocket so easily. Can I get a carrying case with a heavy charger in it?
Ugh I can't even play Pokemon on this stupid thing.
Sometimes the simplest ways to say "I love you" are the most effective.
Visibility is limited, but who needs to see when you look this cool?
I don't think you can find a pencil small enough to wind a tape that small.
You know you love some retro video games! And now they are super glam with these earrings, perfect for showing off some mad joystick skills.
Something about this awesome resin poodle just screams "Grandma's bathroom" to me.
This couch can invade my space any day! Too bad it's only a prototype. These suckers could sell like hotcakes.
Plug in and blast off!
Poor Pac Man will never get the fruit with all those ghosts in the way. You'll have to do some creative wrapping here to win the game.