Apple, ball and cat were so last year. Let's get with the retro times and teach our kids something useful!
Sometimes the simplest ways to say "I love you" are the most effective.
I don't think you can find a pencil small enough to wind a tape that small.
Visibility is limited, but who needs to see when you look this cool?
Ugh I can't even play Pokemon on this stupid thing.
Plug in and blast off!