From the depths of the underworld comes pretty much the cutest evil lord ever. Sure you'll slowly sink into the dark morass of madness, but isn't it worth it to get your hands on cookies this adorable?
Oh love! Oh crepes!, Oh hearts! Oh breakfast! Oh man, why didn't I eat breakfast today? I'm seriously hungry! Oh right, crepes. This is a great compromise, tastes like red velvet cake, but acceptable for breakfast!