You've got it right there, egg salad and crisp lettuce are indeed the key to my sandwich happiness. Bonus points for a little horseradish mixed in and a slice of provolone. I've got a drool cleanup on aisle keyboard!
I was never good at solving puzzles like the Rubix Cube. Lord knows I tried and tried. I just didn't have the patience. Imagine if you could bake a cake with swiveling joints in it! When I get fed up I can just eat it and never think of it again!