How are you standing there without a spine?!
How are you standing there without a spine?!
I was never good at solving puzzles like the Rubix Cube. Lord knows I tried and tried. I just didn't have the patience. Imagine if you could bake a cake with swiveling joints in it! When I get fed up I can just eat it and never think of it again!
Making your bed just got a little more interesting.
Wait, is this one supposed to say "FAX ME?" What decade is it?
You've got it right there, egg salad and crisp lettuce are indeed the key to my sandwich happiness. Bonus points for a little horseradish mixed in and a slice of provolone. I've got a drool cleanup on aisle keyboard!