It is a bird? Is it a plane? Hell NO! It's pigasus the flying pig!
Mittens are so pedestrian, keep your mitts warm with some super friends.
Why would you want to keep your DS in the mouth of a puppet? Well I guess if you have to ask you'll never know.
As a teenager I had a nearly unhealthy obsession with Star Wars and with Salacious Crumb in particular. Love this guy!
I would be endlessly entertained by surprising people with a hidden puppet in my bag. Salespeople, bus drivers, waiters, bartenders, they'll all love me!
Granted, Admiral Ackbar's warning wouldn't have held much weight if he had been so stinking cute, but he would have been easier to take in general.
Now Humpty Dumpty can hang on your wall and hopefully avoid that disastrous fall.