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Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!

It's not very cool to get injured and need a cast, but if you have to have one, it's awesome to be able to print your actual X-ray on the outside! Now you don't have to keep answering inane questions about what happened. Just show them the break.

Plain ol' pup tents are so boring. I'd much rather sleep in a book or space. The cheese is a little ripe though.

No it's okay, you guys eat, I'll just nibble a little in the kitchen.

That is one seriously flexible neck you've got there, flamingo! And who is your little friend, there?

How have you kept that cupcake intact in your pocket all day?

Though not the most practical device ever designed, you can't deny the charm of this little guy. He'll print your twitter feed for you so you don't have to bother with your phone! Useful? No! Cute? Absolutely!

Getting a package in the mail is super exciting. Think how much MORE exciting it could be with sweet little animals parading all over it!

Uglydolls are so ugly and so cute and so cuddly. They like the rain, let them protect you from it!

I'm usually freezing in the shower before the furnace has kicked on, maybe this will trick me into thinking I'm in a tropical wonderland.

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Wait, scratch that, reverse it. You know your hair is gonna look like crap when you take the thing off so fool 'em for a bit.

Now you can argue over the blanket and your affection!

I know that for some of you the greatest love of your life is sweet treats. Snuggle with them until you drift into sweet sweet dreams.

There's a lucky charm to compliment any decor!

Just try to have sweet dreams on this pillow covered with all your favorite sweets coming back for blood.