Would you be able to detect this pea under your stack of mattresses?
Magic and fairytales and princesses never really get old. I mean really, if some matronly, supernatural fairy woman offered you a castle and a painless facelift and a really nice car and Ewan McGregor, would you say no? I didn't think so.
Princesses can be so demanding. I want everything to be a castle!
It never hurts to remind yourself that you're the most precious princess.
Who wouldn't want to own a little bit of puggy royalty?
Maybe you don't want to be totally flashy about your royal status.