Who wouldn't want to own a little bit of puggy royalty?
Would you be able to detect this pea under your stack of mattresses?
It never hurts to remind yourself that you're the most precious princess.
Maybe you don't want to be totally flashy about your royal status.
Magic and fairytales and princesses never really get old. I mean really, if some matronly, supernatural fairy woman offered you a castle and a painless facelift and a really nice car and Ewan McGregor, would you say no? I didn't think so.
Princesses can be so demanding. I want everything to be a castle!