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If you're not planning to hit the booze juice tonight in celebration of the new year, why not knock back a cosmo cupcake or two? I'd say that's a worthy substitute.

It's weird when you want to lick your friend's head all the time.

This looks so soft and pillowy I want to sleep on it. Of course whipped cream isn't the best thing ever for your hair, but once you wash it I bet all the fat will make your tresses pretty soft. To eat or sleep, eat or sleep... tough questions.

Alright, who has a forest that needs some work? I am equipped and ready.

What do you think was corralled in that sweet Pocky fence? A cotton candy unicorn? A chocolate monster?

I swear it seems like I could have a different set of speakers for my iPod every week for a year and they'd all be equally adorable.

Now I'm not saying a boy can't enjoy a pink cake covered with donuts and sprinkles, but if we're gonna follow hetero-normative social gender constructs, it's pretty clear who this cake is for.

Has there ever been anything girlier than this phone case? I expect it to smell like the bags of musty potpourri my aunt used to give me for Christmas that had been sitting in her smoky house, sucking up the smells of her chain smoking.

Remember everybody, October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Get your pink on, donate a few bucks, make a pretty cake!

I'm always happy to see a cake carry a theme through inside and out. It's sad when the outside of a cake is spectacular and the inside is boring.

Now that is a proper box of affection.

Hey bird! Why are you sleeping on my cake? I mean, you coordinate with it quite well and all but this isn't a nest, it's a dessert! You can't sleep here, you just can't. You're welcome to come to the party, just stay off the food okay?

Magic and fairytales and princesses never really get old. I mean really, if some matronly, supernatural fairy woman offered you a castle and a painless facelift and a really nice car and Ewan McGregor, would you say no? I didn't think so.

Hello Kitty is getting her jiggle on! I don't entirely understand these puddings. Are they like flan? Are they vanilla flavored? Coffee? I NEED TO KNOW!

This itty bitty is the perfect girly addition to your collection. You do collect miniature foods don't you? Isn't it about time you start?

This is the most delicious field of lilies I've ever seen. One part of me wants to lay down and roll around in it. But then there's the smart part of me who knows that being covered in sugar is not the best feeling in the world.