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Sometimes you just wanna get stupid and hang a blinged out plastic dinosaur around your neck. No shame, rock that lizard!

Strawberry cream cheese frosting are the magic words here. I don't even care if there is any cake under there. I'll be happy with a giant lump of strawberry cream cheese frosting.

Fluttershy looks downright sleepy nestled in a ring of cherries and pretty pinkness. Lulled to sleep by the sugary sweetness and overwhelming excitement of a birthday party. I understand, pony. I've been there.

Congratulations for what? Just for being you and being awesome and appreciating these amazing cupcakes as much as I do. I think that deserves a round of applause, a firm handshake, a hearty slap on the back, a shot of fine bourbon, a Cuban cigar. Good work friends. Looking at sweets all day isn't easy, I know.

I'd blow bubbles constantly if they looked like bunnies.

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This looks so soft and pillowy I want to sleep on it. Of course whipped cream isn't the best thing ever for your hair, but once you wash it I bet all the fat will make your tresses pretty soft. To eat or sleep, eat or sleep... tough questions.

I love Paris, I love pretty cakes, I love pink flowers, I love hand drawn decorations. This cake, it is made entirely of love.

This cake has been waiting patiently to reveal it's true feelings to you. It's so very grateful that you've decided to slice it and learn the truth!

I was always that jerk kid who dug out the whole strawberry stripe of the Neapolitan ice cream in the leaky cardboard box. I kind of miss those crappy boxes that were impossible to open without ripping the lid and you could never get them closed again and would inevitably end up with a puddle of freezer-burned nasty ice cream. Those were the days. Kids these days have it so easy.

Nutter Butters are stupid delicious but not very cute. But look! You can make them into cute little fuzzy slippers and give them to your mom for Mother's Day because she deserves a fuzzy slippers break now and again. Just don't bother her by asking where all the ingredients are in the kitchen. Happy Mother's Day to all you moms!

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Cookies that taste like sweet, lovely strawberry milk and a filling like light, creamy cookie dough? Have I been hit by a bus? That's the only explanation for this, I must be in heaven because no one on earth could come up with a cookie this marvelous.

Those tiny macarons studding this cake are like the prettiest, most girly, edible punk spikes. I'd wear a jacket like that.

I love peonies so much and my neighbor's yard is bursting with them right now! Sadly these gum paste flowers will last longer than the real thing. Peony season will be over by the time you finish reading this sentence.

That's one hell of a 'hawk, panda!