pink

I need an excuse to throw a seriously girly party with lots of pink everythings everywhere. I want champagne and feather boas and Hello Kitty cupcakes and doilies and sprinkles. Maybe I should get some girly friends first.

Sigh. I could look deep into this cupcake's sprinkles and whisper sweet nothings to its frosting for hours. Oh baby your pink swirls match your liner so good. You really got it going on.

I was always that jerk kid who dug out the whole strawberry stripe of the Neapolitan ice cream in the leaky cardboard box. I kind of miss those crappy boxes that were impossible to open without ripping the lid and you could never get them closed again and would inevitably end up with a puddle of freezer-burned nasty ice cream. Those were the days. Kids these days have it so easy.

This pen claims to have enough ink to last 7 whole years! That would be awesome, considering how we type everything these days, I'd never have to buy another pen!

Hey bird! Why are you sleeping on my cake? I mean, you coordinate with it quite well and all but this isn't a nest, it's a dessert! You can't sleep here, you just can't. You're welcome to come to the party, just stay off the food okay?

Poor birdie, doesn't he realize that the flower has a button in the middle and isn't a real flower at all? Poor blogger, doesn't she realize that the whole thing is made of sugar and the birdie isn't even real? I get lost sometimes guys, for real.

Brown hot chocolate is so boring and so yesterday. Every day should be Valentine's Day so we can have sweet, festive drinks! Pink chocolate all year!!!

These are some seriously crusty scallywags right here. Watch your back for scurvy!

Clearly someone is welcoming a new little girl into the world here. The matryoshka cookies especially look so motherly and nurturing. They'll take extra good care of a new mother with their iced sweetness. Plenty of my friends have kids but I can easily say that none of them have had such expertly made adorable treats at a shower. Up the ante, friends!

I wish I had a cute pair of socks and some sewing skills lying around so I could make my own squishy friends!

Speaking into your wristwatch is a very James Bond sort of concept. Now imagine James Bond as a Harajuku girl and you're on the right path.

Sweet and plump and pink and smiling, how can you not love Marge?

Putting gold on your food is only for super fancy people. Like me. I've got on my nicest sweat pants and I'm drinking cheap tea out of my college mug. Bring me all the gold food!

Just like the skirts of the cutest, pinkest, frilliest lolita dress, this lamp is versatile and super adorable. If only I had room for a vanity.

Brownie bites are already like a gift sent from heaven directly to your mouth, now shape that gift like a heart and throw in some edible glitter and I'm all a-flutter!

I like a motif that combines snow with the color pink. It reminds me of a sunset on a snowy day when the vibrant sky reflects off the perfect whiteness. Throwing a couple penguins in there just ups the awesome factor.