Sometimes you just wanna get stupid and hang a blinged out plastic dinosaur around your neck. No shame, rock that lizard!
Congratulations for what? Just for being you and being awesome and appreciating these amazing cupcakes as much as I do. I think that deserves a round of applause, a firm handshake, a hearty slap on the back, a shot of fine bourbon, a Cuban cigar. Good work friends. Looking at sweets all day isn't easy, I know.
I was always that jerk kid who dug out the whole strawberry stripe of the Neapolitan ice cream in the leaky cardboard box. I kind of miss those crappy boxes that were impossible to open without ripping the lid and you could never get them closed again and would inevitably end up with a puddle of freezer-burned nasty ice cream. Those were the days. Kids these days have it so easy.
Nutter Butters are stupid delicious but not very cute. But look! You can make them into cute little fuzzy slippers and give them to your mom for Mother's Day because she deserves a fuzzy slippers break now and again. Just don't bother her by asking where all the ingredients are in the kitchen. Happy Mother's Day to all you moms!