Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.