Have you got seriously attractive friends? No? Pets? Let's stick with pets. You can print them on pillows! Not so lonely now are you?
There are mornings when it's just too hard to make breakfast or even stand upright. Just lay down here, it'll be okay.
You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
That's just too much dog for one pillow!
There's no need to have a pillow of all five boroughs. Pick your favorite! (Not selling a whole lot of Staten Island, are you now?)
Make sure you put butter and syrup between all the layers for sweet dreams.
I don't think your popcorn pillow will mind if you accidentally spill a little popcorn on it while you watch movies on the couch.
Whales have feelings too. Don't stifle them.
Make sure and keep that gap at the bottom so your pillows don't all disappear.