pig

My plants would be happier with a piggie friend for when I'm not around.

I don't care if it's a wedding, a birthday or a baby shower, I want every party cake to be an Angry Birds party cake!

It's a piggie in a piggie in a piggie in a piggie...

Because the uggos need love too.

From the site, because they put it so well: "It eats! It Oinks! It doesn't wear pants! This is one hungry piggy bank. Feed it a coin and watch as it devours the entire thing! Saving your money was never so easy and funny! Old school piggy banks are so passe!"

You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!

Will the board game version of angry birds be anywhere near as addictive as the phone game? Doubtful. Will it be super fun nonetheless? Absolutely!

Wear your piggie snouts proudly! Everyone has a little piggie in them, am I right?

Available at: Speakal http://www.speakal.com/ipig.html ($120)

Real physical mail is like a super special gift these days, especially when it's a little metal piggie who will stand on your shelf and make you smile.

Piggies, stop staring at me so blankly with your super blankity blank faces. I can't get a read on you, you're creeping me out. Let's just eat and get it over with.

It is a bird? Is it a plane? Hell NO! It's pigasus the flying pig!

Mom, I hate sharing you with the iPod charger!

The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!

It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!

Oh noodles, how I adore you and everything you touch. Even cheeky little piggie kamaboko like these here. They're winking because they already know that you're in for a super tasty, noodly treat. Ooh I can't wait to dig in! Outta my way, piggies!