pig

Available at: Speakal http://www.speakal.com/ipig.html ($120)

from StarRise Roulette

It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!

The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!

Oink Oink! I know there's fruit hidden in there somewhere, and fruit is pretty good for you right? I think it's a good plan to hide it in a bright candy coating and tell the kiddos that it's nothing more than a sugary treat.

Whipped bacon cream sandwiched between milk chocolate pig cookies? I'll take all of them. Send them to CheezHQ, Seattle WA. Thanks!

Whoever this George fellow is, I'd like him to be my new best friend. Any man with a Gpig cake is bound to be top notch! I especially love how the brown stripe on the pig's head looks like a little toupee. a little fuzzy friend with a hairpiece! George, marry me!

Source: Tiffany Loves Cake http://gemcitytiffany.wordpress.com/

You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!

Mom, I hate sharing you with the iPod charger!

Oink oink little piggie! I'm glad to see this piggie Nutella sandwich is pretty small because I would feel like a real fat piggie if it were a giant Nutella sandwich. Chocolate overload! Oink oink!

Careful that someone doesn't try to fling your head across the landscape from a slingshot!

Remember the iPig? It's back! In hog form! It's bigger and sounds much better than its predecessor, but just as adorable. Still doesn't oink your songs though.

Oh noodles, how I adore you and everything you touch. Even cheeky little piggie kamaboko like these here. They're winking because they already know that you're in for a super tasty, noodly treat. Ooh I can't wait to dig in! Outta my way, piggies!

It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.

Because the uggos need love too.