pig

from StarRise Roulette

My plants would be happier with a piggie friend for when I'm not around.

Real physical mail is like a super special gift these days, especially when it's a little metal piggie who will stand on your shelf and make you smile.

Because the uggos need love too.

Mom, I hate sharing you with the iPod charger!

I don't care if it's a wedding, a birthday or a baby shower, I want every party cake to be an Angry Birds party cake!

Whipped bacon cream sandwiched between milk chocolate pig cookies? I'll take all of them. Send them to CheezHQ, Seattle WA. Thanks!

I hope this little guy doesn't get all squirmy and squealy when you tuck him under your arm to go out for coffee.

The big rice swim meet is today, wasn't it nice of mom to think of you and make you a themed lunch? You're gonna rock that rice backstroke, piggy!

Will the board game version of angry birds be anywhere near as addictive as the phone game? Doubtful. Will it be super fun nonetheless? Absolutely!

Okay, so hamburgers aren't made of ham, we know that, but these little oinklets are so precious, I won't quibble over details. I know you want a kiss, piggie, but I have to warn you. I'm all kinds of hungry.

Wear your piggie snouts proudly! Everyone has a little piggie in them, am I right?

I don't know what Monster Hunter is all about, but if it involves tiny adorable piggies with wings, sign me up!

Oink Oink! I know there's fruit hidden in there somewhere, and fruit is pretty good for you right? I think it's a good plan to hide it in a bright candy coating and tell the kiddos that it's nothing more than a sugary treat.

Oh noodles, how I adore you and everything you touch. Even cheeky little piggie kamaboko like these here. They're winking because they already know that you're in for a super tasty, noodly treat. Ooh I can't wait to dig in! Outta my way, piggies!

It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!