penguin

Who knew there were so many ways to dress a penguin?!

Penguin, just drink a bunch of coffee, it's much safer than those balloons.

I love a tiny man in a tuxedo.

Penguin waffles were getting uncomfortably warm. Cool them down with some ice cream!

I've always wanted a penguin upon which to rest my weary head.

I've always felt bad for penguins, they have no options for getting dressed up. Always just drab black and white.

If my obsession with "Planet Earth" is worth anything, I get the feeling that sharks and penguins aren't the best match. This couple must have been in an "opposites attract" situation.

You need someone around who is attentive and a good listener. I know just the penguin for you.

Roll that penguin over this way, would ya? I need a pal.

Those must be emperor penguins, look at those little crowns!

Finish your drink quick, before they melt away!

Who says Santa's little helpers have to look like humans? Maybe there's a special penguin out there who has the skills and the motivation and wants to get in on the ground floor of the jolly man's shop. We should give him a chance!

This dapper gent knows his tea. Just set his timer and when the time is up, he'll lift your tea leaves out of the water for you. Genius in a bow tie!

Hi! Hiiiiiii! Hello! Can I help you take something out of the oven? How about now? Now?

This little guy dances to your music and mouths the words. Lip-synch champion!