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Oh pizza, you look so hopeful that I'll become your friend and through the magic of friendship I'll learn to never eat pizza again. You are a sweet kid but you're wrong.

I can't emphasize enough how much I adore broccoli. I just had some for lunch and dinner yesterday and again for lunch today. I just can't get enough! Steamed, sauteed, roasted, blasted, blended into soup, I WANT IT! Put it in my facehole! Or, you know, hang it below my facehole.

When you're not feeling fancy enough yourself, a little gentleman in a bowtie can help you feel a little fancier.

Some of us prefer mustard, some ketchup, let's not argue about it! What we like about each other is what makes us different.

In my brain it's a rule that you can't eat mint chocolate chip before sundown. It's purely a nighttime treat. I'll wear this in the day to curb the cravings.

You can only use them when you really really need them.

Your tea your way! These little snacks and tea are completely custom so you can share your midday ritual with the world.

Time to have some peach tea and chill by a hot fire on a summer night.

Not that this blueberry pie necklace isn't adorable enough on it's own, but it actually SMELLS like blueberry pie as well! You'll have a trail of hungry followers everywhere you go.

Available at: Marvelous Miss Mary http://www.etsy.com/listing/45751468/humbolt-squid-with-squidlets-necklace ($37)

I love the Deathly Hallows symbol. To people who know, it's an incredibly powerful message, to those who don't, it's still a really cool looking shape. Perfect for anyone!

My life doesn't have quite enough moo in it sometimes.