You can only use them when you really really need them.
Ah the sea cow, such a majestic creature!
You ARE the golden ticket!
Pugs are so cute and dumb looking. Let's celebrate their derp!
Feel all bunny fluffy cute with this cute bunny necklace!
I like my bling a little whimsical.
Nothing says "I love unicorns" like a gigantic pendant with a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow. Hanging another one in the middle of your forehead also helps.
I know it looks really far away, but I'll help you reach it.
Isn't it a bummer when your food becomes your friend and you have to find something else to eat?
You know what my collarbone is missing? A moustache, that's what!
If you need glasses as bad as I do, you know how you can come to resent people who only wear them for fashion. Just give them a necklace. Posers.
I was never good at folding origami, this is much more convenient.