pendant

You can only use them when you really really need them.

Ah the sea cow, such a majestic creature!

You ARE the golden ticket!

Pugs are so cute and dumb looking. Let's celebrate their derp!

Feel all bunny fluffy cute with this cute bunny necklace!

I like my bling a little whimsical.

Nothing says "I love unicorns" like a gigantic pendant with a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow. Hanging another one in the middle of your forehead also helps.

I know it looks really far away, but I'll help you reach it.

Isn't it a bummer when your food becomes your friend and you have to find something else to eat?

You know what my collarbone is missing? A moustache, that's what!

If you need glasses as bad as I do, you know how you can come to resent people who only wear them for fashion. Just give them a necklace. Posers.

I was never good at folding origami, this is much more convenient.