Aren't the kids now taught to call them "sea stars?" And Pluto isn't a planet? And Cookie Monster eats things other than cookies? I feel old. I need some of this cake.
Making someone a sandwich, even as humble and simple as a good ol' pb&j is a real act of love. Just think of all the sandwiches you've eaten; aren't those made by someone especially for you a million times tastier than the ones you've made for yourself?
Nutter Butters are stupid delicious but not very cute. But look! You can make them into cute little fuzzy slippers and give them to your mom for Mother's Day because she deserves a fuzzy slippers break now and again. Just don't bother her by asking where all the ingredients are in the kitchen. Happy Mother's Day to all you moms!