I've never been any good with actual yarn, perhaps I could master the art of icing crocheting in time for my cats and dogs to have babies. Wait, they're not having babies! WHO WILL I BE GRANNY FOR?
Cuttlefish are probably smarter than us, but can they crochet? Your move, Cephalopod!
Are you ready to try your hand at magic elf-powered amigurumi? Buy the pattern for this big, snuggly squid and have at it!
This would be perfect to while away the hours on a long trip. Make me one!
What I would have given for a tiny mouse bed to carry around with me everywhere I go. Heck, I'm never too old!