octopus

Whoever this amazing couple is, I wish I had been invited to their wedding just to see this cake. You also can't deny that a pair who loves Jules Verne this much must be pretty incredible.

The most logical octopus you'll ever see.

Some showers just aren't built with enough room for a multi-tiered tension-mounted corner caddy. This little guy will hold onto all your essentials for you without installation and hassle. Plus he's like a friend to talk to while you're washing your hair.

Thanks for not sliming up the place, felt-o-pus!

Wouldn't you feel safer with a tiny friend in your pocket to whisper to?

Amigurumi doesn't always have to be for snuggling, it can also be for wearing!

Tea time! Everyone will get a piping hot cup when you have an octopus serving. Wear this to display your obvious sophistication.

My bathroom has been missing this for years and I never even knew it.

Queen Octopus is pleased by your offering of a jewel-eyed fish, you may proceed to kissing the royal tentacles.

Four snacks, eight hands, and only one mouth, it's a real dilemma.

Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.

I'd love to wrap my tentacles around this little guy.

This guy has all the right skills for his vocation.