Drop into an Octopus's garden in the shade. Though it might take ten tickles to make an octopus laugh, you'll have a much easier time with these cephalopod puns and jokes.
PDAs are totally appropriate when you have eight arms. Snuggle away!
I'd love to wrap my tentacles around this little guy.
When I was a kid I was obsessed with those fancy chocolates that look like seashells. They are used to spectacular effect here. At first I thought those were real shells! I'm filing this one away for ideas later in the year for sure.
Amigurumi doesn't always have to be for snuggling, it can also be for wearing!
Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.
You squeeze too hard!
Well hello sailor! You sure can wrap a lot of arms around a lot of girls' waists when you get back to port!
Queen Octopus is pleased by your offering of a jewel-eyed fish, you may proceed to kissing the royal tentacles.
That sneaky octopus looks like he's ready to blow out that green candle the moment you light it. You could literally wipe that look off his face and save a lot of trouble.
Whoever this amazing couple is, I wish I had been invited to their wedding just to see this cake. You also can't deny that a pair who loves Jules Verne this much must be pretty incredible.
These guys are so into each other!
Tea time! Everyone will get a piping hot cup when you have an octopus serving. Wear this to display your obvious sophistication.
Not only is this guy ready for spring with his sweet gingham check, but he's dressed for the finest garden wedding!
My bathroom has been missing this for years and I never even knew it.