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Goomba, get out of my way, I need to get that question mark! I was always terrible at this game.

There are a ton of janky, hand-painted geeky shoes out there but this custom printing job totally wins.

Kirby will suck up the bad dudes in your dreams and let you sleep peacefully.

Maybe if I press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start on this, I'll have 30 extra chances to get to work on time.

I guess once you're seven it's not so scary for a tiny mustachioed plumber to come bursting out of your birthday cake anymore. Right, Stan?

Commemorate thumb cramps of yesteryear with some shiny bling!

Shame. Kids are getting hooked on Nintendo younger and younger these days.

This year, let's get creative with our lunches! Wouldn't a fancy bento lift your spirits in the afternoon? Let's resolve to cut a shape out of a vegetable or a piece of cheese or meat just once a week this year.

Why would you want to keep your DS in the mouth of a puppet? Well I guess if you have to ask you'll never know.

I have never played video games much, though I have spent many hundreds of hours watching other people play. When I was about 7 my friend Chanelle was obsessed with Zelda. I would go over to her house and eat pudding roll-ups and watch her play while her grandma watched the home shopping network. So basically, these cookies make me think of pudding roll-ups.

This just brings back memories of thumb blisters. What a terribly designed controller! It makes a much better wallet.