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Do you have secrets that can only be hidden properly behind giant question marks? Gold coins perhaps? I've got some shelves for you.

I guess once you're seven it's not so scary for a tiny mustachioed plumber to come bursting out of your birthday cake anymore. Right, Stan?

Shame. Kids are getting hooked on Nintendo younger and younger these days.

There are a million Mario cupcakes out there and pretty much all of them are adorable. I particularly like these because of how simple they are. The shapes are basic and effective, the fondant is smooth and not too thick, and Mario's mustache is as full as ever.

Or wear your DS on your neck, you know, whatever works!

This just brings back memories of thumb blisters. What a terribly designed controller! It makes a much better wallet.

Commemorate thumb cramps of yesteryear with some shiny bling!

You know, when you need to blow things up gently.

This year, let's get creative with our lunches! Wouldn't a fancy bento lift your spirits in the afternoon? Let's resolve to cut a shape out of a vegetable or a piece of cheese or meat just once a week this year.

Maybe if I press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start on this, I'll have 30 extra chances to get to work on time.

We've seen our fair share of Mario cakes over the years here, but I've never seen one with cookies as characters and blocks. I love the extra dimension it adds to the overall theme. The surprise rainbow layers inside is just, well, you know...

Goomba, get out of my way, I need to get that question mark! I was always terrible at this game.