Under bright neon lights, the world appears surreal. Get that techno vibe on with these iridescent puns and jokes.
No no no, you don't cut bread with blue, that's what pink is for!
The '80s called, they want their cupcakes back. But they can't have them. They're all mine!
These cakes are decorated so immaculately, I'd like to wear one like a tiny hat!
I am cursed with a stainless steel fridge that no magnet will stick to. I envy those with expanses of ferrous metal that they can decorate with houndstooth pandas.
I want to have a "Jem and the Holograms" themed party for my 30-somethingth birthday with this cake. Perfection.
Cooking is basically painting with flavor, right?