Hang on tight, dude!
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Do you love Zelda? Do you need to restore some strength? Lon Lon Milk to the rescue!
Nobody doesn't love an annoying fairy!
You love it, admit it. Sure it's trendy to love bacon, but you know in your heart you loved bacon before it was a thing.
Nothing says "I love unicorns" like a gigantic pendant with a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow. Hanging another one in the middle of your forehead also helps.
I hope you all love pepperoni, because that's what we're having forever!