There are many different types of mustaches, as you can see. All of them of course are sweet as cake. I'm a fan of the little inspector there on the bottom with the wee bristly stache.
I'll kiss you all over, you're so sweet.
I only correct my mistakes in the most dapper manner possible. Now where's my white out monocle?
EIGHT mustachioed fruit pin back button badges packaged on card in a sealed plastic bag.
The barber, the fireman and the accountant here would like to invite you to join them for mint juleps on the veranda. Don't be late!