Sometimes I get frustrated that my eggs won't hold together all pretty like and I can't find a cookie cutter to use as a mold and I don't want to make egg in the hole and I get sad. I always have onions! I am no longer sad!
Chilled to the bone!
Kitty side up, please.
Champagne, fresh fruit, jiggles, perfection! This looks so fresh and cooling and perfect paired with a glass of bubbly and some whipped cream. Man I'm glad I have a patio!
I do not like to eat candy corn but I love the way it looks. When you make it out of jiggly Jello and add a bunch of booze I am all over it! Now I just need a party to bring this to!
I don't think this giant donut could bake fast enough for me. I'd just stand in front of the oven drooling saying "hurry hurry hurry!"
Did you know that a trick to getting perfectly clear ice cubes is to freeze boiling hot water? It's true, try it!
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
Let's make all food forever look like Hello Kitty!
An edible shot of espresso can brighten up anyone's day!
Alcohol takes too long to chill, let's get moving here!
Now you can make blue spaghetti out of dough and actually eat it! Magic!
Finish your drink quick, before they melt away!