messenger bag

Maybe if I press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start on this, I'll have 30 extra chances to get to work on time.

Those teeth don't stand a chance!

Don't suffer no fools, you know you've been around the block.

My kit includes 14 shades of lipgloss, half a pack of gum, some bar receipts, $4.36 in loose change, broken sunglasses and a scarf. That should keep me safe!