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My steaks are a little too static, they need more attitude.

Made by myself :)

Now you can argue over the blanket and your affection!

Every snack should come with an encouraging (or discouraging) message. I trust what a cupcake has to say. The sweetness can really soften the blow of some bad news.

I love it when my icing has something to teach me. It really justifies my gluttony.

It's just a couple steps up from that gas station receipt you have been using up until now.

Until cats can talk, this will have to do.