mask

I'm not sure I like the idea of Vader's face that close to my head but if it will make y hair shiny and bouncy I'm willing to try most anything.

That is some glamorous beauty sleep right there.

Hey friends in the Southern Hemisphere, I hope you're staying warm! Here's an awesome hat to help!

I always knew they were sneaky on the inside.

Sorry baby, not tonight, I'm not in the mood. Deal with it.

I am not to be trifled with if I haven't gotten my full eight hours. Heed the signs!

"Naw I'm just kidding, you're a wonderful human being."