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Sorry baby, not tonight, I'm not in the mood. Deal with it.
That is some glamorous beauty sleep right there.
I'm not sure I like the idea of Vader's face that close to my head but if it will make y hair shiny and bouncy I'm willing to try most anything.
Hey friends in the Southern Hemisphere, I hope you're staying warm! Here's an awesome hat to help!
"Naw I'm just kidding, you're a wonderful human being."
I am not to be trifled with if I haven't gotten my full eight hours. Heed the signs!