Stuck like a magnet. These attractive puns and jokes will have you drawn towards them inexorably. You can't control it, just embrace the power of magnetism.
Hi! Just a friendly reminder to maybe skip the Pop Tarts and go for some fruit!
I am cursed with a stainless steel fridge that no magnet will stick to. I envy those with expanses of ferrous metal that they can decorate with houndstooth pandas.
As much as I love soggy, reheated fried chicken, I'd rather have this hanging on my fridge than presented to me as a meal.
Admit it, when it comes to hanging notes on the fridge you're a total badass. Some might even say a ninja.
This is way cuter than the ads for pizza delivery currently covering your fridge.
A mustache says a lot about a man. And a fridge.