My, what big eyes you have, Babushka.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
Look out, Red! The wolf is RIGHT THERE!
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Unless you have an unfortunate and severe abnormality, your ears will be on opposite sides of your head. It's a good thing, too, that way the wolf will never get Lil Red!
Is this what Little Red had in her basket on her way through the woods to grandmother's house?