They don't make a racket or a stink and they're even helpful in the dark! Requires only electricity feedings.
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
I don't know if I could handle the constant suggestion to drink hot chocolate, but I would love to impress my coworkers with this.
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Maybe if you get really zen with the spill, certain things will be illuminated.
Let's just stick with the cows, okay boys?
On a cloudy night it's nice to have an alternative stargazing setup.
Does your doorbell play the Imperial March? Do your guests have to take off their shoes and don R2D2 slippers in your home? How do you not have this lamp already?
The LEGO lamp should get you one step closer to fulfilling your dream of living in a house made of LEGOs.