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I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!

One of these days your kids need to learn to cut their own food. Woof.

Sometimes a meal is so delicious and satisfying that you just want to eat the entire plate and the table cloth and flatware and everything. In my family when food is especially tasty we say that we just want to "rub it in my hair".

You're not gonna cut much with a giraffe's head but it sure is adorable!