kids

I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!

Now you can shoot from the hip hands free. Of course you'll be shooting spit up milk, but it's a start.

Okay so these puzzles aren't exactly mentally challenging or anything, but aren't they precious? Excellent shelf decorations.

Available at: Kitty Baby Love http://kittybabylove.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=1&zenid=0075e3b9a641dab649c1d1549f0d9dc6 ($3 each)

This time, instead of the caterpillar eating through all the foods, you'll be eating through all the caterpillar!

If you have a toddler you are pretty much legally obligated to dress them up like an Ewok. Don't think, just do it.

Who wouldn't love a pillow with their family on it? Amazing gift to pass down through generations!

Available at: Little Goodall http://www.etsy.com/listing/57910243/fantastic-little-fox-coat ($150)

Real books cause papercuts and have too many words. Start off a little easier.

Even if they can't pronounce "mitochondria" yet, they'll appreciate the funny squiggles!

yakiniku game