kids

Available at: Kitty Baby Love http://kittybabylove.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=1&zenid=0075e3b9a641dab649c1d1549f0d9dc6 ($3 each)

Even if they can't pronounce "mitochondria" yet, they'll appreciate the funny squiggles!

Available at: Little Goodall http://www.etsy.com/listing/57910243/fantastic-little-fox-coat ($150)

Learning to spread peanut butter and jelly on bread is an important step to building the motor skills necessary for driving a car and french braiding your hair.

Every day has a dot, by the end of the month you have a cute, blocky critter!

yakiniku game

When I was a kid, the closest I ever got to decorating my own cake was a cookie and a little tube of gel icing. I had plenty of fun with just that. Imagine how awesome it would have been if we had edible paper back then? I can't say I'm not a little jealous of kids these days.

Apple, ball and cat were so last year. Let's get with the retro times and teach our kids something useful!

I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!

Okay so these puzzles aren't exactly mentally challenging or anything, but aren't they precious? Excellent shelf decorations.

Now you can shoot from the hip hands free. Of course you'll be shooting spit up milk, but it's a start.