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I'm over using an old tin can on my desk to hold paperclips and pencils. It's time for something foxier.

Every one of my love bugs is unique and special.

There's no shame in being briny and delicious!

Keep your salad from wilting before you eat it!

I tried to be haughty about desserts in jars and how it's such an obnoxious fad like taxidermy in bars and guys who ride bikes and grow beards. But then I had an amazing goat cheese and berry mousse in a jar and changed my mind. Put it all in a jar! All of it! I take it back! Jars are charming and it could probably be scientifically proven that they make food taste 25% better.

I hope that after you wear this for a while, you'll find a nice place to let the poor little guy go.

Call it a cake in a jar, call it a jark, I honestly couldn't care less what you call it, just get me a spoon and get out of my way!

Totoro is safe, he'll stay warm and cozy in his wee terrarium with his friends. No worries.

If bees really looked like this, I'd welcome them bumbling around my house.

It's almost getting to be spookytime season, friends! Are you making plans already for decor and costumes?

Your heart requires safe keeping. Don't want it to get broken, do you?

Why dig in the dirt when you can carry a mushroom in your pocket!

Let's face it, once you cut into a pie it's just a mess. It's much easier to maintain the aesthetics of a pie if each person has their own.

This taps right into that toddler part of the brain where you want to pick up a whole pie and smash your face into it. Taking a big ol' spoon and jamming it into a jar of cake and frosting and having no regard for the mess you're inevitably going to make sounds so childishly satisfying. Where's my big spoon?

Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.