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Your heart requires safe keeping. Don't want it to get broken, do you?

Sweet, sweet honey, I'm so glad you're around to spread on toast and dribble in tea. Bees, you're tops!

Keep your salad from wilting before you eat it!

Every one of my love bugs is unique and special.

There's no shame in being briny and delicious!

Call it a cake in a jar, call it a jark, I honestly couldn't care less what you call it, just get me a spoon and get out of my way!

I hope that after you wear this for a while, you'll find a nice place to let the poor little guy go.

Why dig in the dirt when you can carry a mushroom in your pocket!

This taps right into that toddler part of the brain where you want to pick up a whole pie and smash your face into it. Taking a big ol' spoon and jamming it into a jar of cake and frosting and having no regard for the mess you're inevitably going to make sounds so childishly satisfying. Where's my big spoon?

There's something really soothing about having a new spherical friend who only requires a little misting now and again.

I tried to be haughty about desserts in jars and how it's such an obnoxious fad like taxidermy in bars and guys who ride bikes and grow beards. But then I had an amazing goat cheese and berry mousse in a jar and changed my mind. Put it all in a jar! All of it! I take it back! Jars are charming and it could probably be scientifically proven that they make food taste 25% better.

I'm over using an old tin can on my desk to hold paperclips and pencils. It's time for something foxier.

You can only use them when you really really need them.

If bees really looked like this, I'd welcome them bumbling around my house.

Totoro is safe, he'll stay warm and cozy in his wee terrarium with his friends. No worries.