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What's your favorite recipe that uses putrefied zombie brains? I like it in a daiquiri.

I'm over using an old tin can on my desk to hold paperclips and pencils. It's time for something foxier.

Totoro is safe, he'll stay warm and cozy in his wee terrarium with his friends. No worries.

Your heart requires safe keeping. Don't want it to get broken, do you?

Let's face it, once you cut into a pie it's just a mess. It's much easier to maintain the aesthetics of a pie if each person has their own.

It's almost getting to be spookytime season, friends! Are you making plans already for decor and costumes?

I tried to be haughty about desserts in jars and how it's such an obnoxious fad like taxidermy in bars and guys who ride bikes and grow beards. But then I had an amazing goat cheese and berry mousse in a jar and changed my mind. Put it all in a jar! All of it! I take it back! Jars are charming and it could probably be scientifically proven that they make food taste 25% better.

There's something really soothing about having a new spherical friend who only requires a little misting now and again.

This taps right into that toddler part of the brain where you want to pick up a whole pie and smash your face into it. Taking a big ol' spoon and jamming it into a jar of cake and frosting and having no regard for the mess you're inevitably going to make sounds so childishly satisfying. Where's my big spoon?

Call it a cake in a jar, call it a jark, I honestly couldn't care less what you call it, just get me a spoon and get out of my way!

If bees really looked like this, I'd welcome them bumbling around my house.

You can only use them when you really really need them.

Why dig in the dirt when you can carry a mushroom in your pocket!

Every one of my love bugs is unique and special.

Keep your salad from wilting before you eat it!