It's about time to start stocking up on all the essential gruesome bits for the upcoming MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.
Meta tie is meta. At least it's always properly tied.
So much better than crepe paper! I know the theme of my next party!
Want to really understand our solar system? Build it!
Pencils aren't just for filling in Scantron sheets!
Sometimes you're in a rush to make wonky ghost cookies but you just don't have the right shape!
Build your own spring-loaded coffin to fling live spiders into your nemesis' hair!
Remember when mom used to make a sheet cake and transform it magically into Snoopy or Garfield or a bat or a witch or a goldfish? Throw out your fancy cake molds and get creative!
As long as they're not scratching the hell out of my neck, I'm sold!
Dinner parties can be boring for little kids. Give them something to play with.