One bite was enough. Stop chewing on my inner tube!
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
All the relaxation and perfection, none of the work!
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
Someone buy me this. I don't care that it's only 50 degrees outside!
Being allergic to bees is such a bummer when bee beards are so in style.
Backyard parties used to be so pedestrian, keeping up with the Jones's is getting interesting.
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?