Backyard parties used to be so pedestrian, keeping up with the Jones's is getting interesting.
One bite was enough. Stop chewing on my inner tube!
Someone buy me this. I don't care that it's only 50 degrees outside!
All the relaxation and perfection, none of the work!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
Being allergic to bees is such a bummer when bee beards are so in style.
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!