An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Being allergic to bees is such a bummer when bee beards are so in style.
Someone buy me this. I don't care that it's only 50 degrees outside!
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
One bite was enough. Stop chewing on my inner tube!
All the relaxation and perfection, none of the work!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Backyard parties used to be so pedestrian, keeping up with the Jones's is getting interesting.