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Ice ice baby. Whether it's cold or diamonds, we've got all the chilly and scintillating jokes and puns to warm your heart.

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Via Neatorama
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When you need your drinks to really pack a punch.

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Alcohol takes too long to chill, let's get moving here!

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By Unknown
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As sad as it is to watch a little Russian doll melt in your drink, just think, you can always make more!

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Now all you need is rabbit shaped ice cubes and you can be a cocktail magician!

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Well now I don't think that piggy is a very nice judgment! Enjoy your ice cream ring free of prejudice!

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When someone puts so much work into an edible tribute, it's touching really. You've got to REALLY love Hello Kitty to devise a plan of attack for such elaborate sushi rolls. And to think, poor kitty will be eaten up so fast!

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At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.

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Via Bakerella
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There has to be an uncomfortable moment with these when you're expecting icy coldness and are met with creamy frosting. But you'll get over it.

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Princesses can be so demanding. I want everything to be a castle!

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By -Ghost-
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The invisible man's dentures need a soak now and again too.