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Ice ice baby. Whether it's cold or diamonds, we've got all the chilly and scintillating jokes and puns to warm your heart.

cake epicute fondant ice igloo penguins polar bears seal snow tree - 4455285248
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I know, I know, polar bears and penguins inhabit opposite poles. I'm willing to overlook it when there are penguins fishing off the side of a cake. I mean really, does it get any cuter?

dentures ice ice cube ice cube tray teeth - 5007987456
By -Ghost-
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The invisible man's dentures need a soak now and again too.

cupcakes epicute frosting ice snow cones spoon sugar - 6253963520
Via Bakerella
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There has to be an uncomfortable moment with these when you're expecting icy coldness and are met with creamy frosting. But you'll get over it.

ice ice cube tray ice cubes space ships UFOs - 4791840512
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I'm not a fan of not being able to identify what's floating in my drink, but if you promise it's just ice then we're good.

beverage drink fish fish shape ice ice cube tray ice cubes Kitchen Gadget koi - 3995296256
By Unknown
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Available at Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Cold-Fish-Ice-Cube-Tray/dp/B002SFCB9S?ie=UTF8&tag=holycool-20&link_code=btl&camp=213689&creative=392969 ($8)

Via: Holy Cool http://www.holycool.net/2010/09/cold-fish-ice-cube-tray.html

bullets frozen ice ice cube tray ice cubes - 6564084480
Via Neatorama
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When you need your drinks to really pack a punch.

booze cold ice mold shot glasses shots - 6424697344
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Alcohol takes too long to chill, let's get moving here!

fangs ice ice cubes teeth vampires - 5095384320
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You can't get along for five minutes without a vampire reference? Here you go!

drinks ice ice bucket top hat - 6322931712
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Now all you need is rabbit shaped ice cubes and you can be a cocktail magician!

castle ice ice cubes palace princess tray - 5351601152
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Princesses can be so demanding. I want everything to be a castle!

egg epicute face Flower hello kitty ice roll seaweed sushi - 4564243456
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When someone puts so much work into an edible tribute, it's touching really. You've got to REALLY love Hello Kitty to devise a plan of attack for such elaborate sushi rolls. And to think, poor kitty will be eaten up so fast!

accessory cream ice Jewelry miniature ring spoon strawberry tiny - 5125277184
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Well now I don't think that piggy is a very nice judgment! Enjoy your ice cream ring free of prejudice!