Ice ice baby. Whether it's cold or diamonds, we've got all the chilly and scintillating jokes and puns to warm your heart.
Finish your drink quick, before they melt away!
Alcohol takes too long to chill, let's get moving here!
As sad as it is to watch a little Russian doll melt in your drink, just think, you can always make more!
Now all you need is rabbit shaped ice cubes and you can be a cocktail magician!
Well now I don't think that piggy is a very nice judgment! Enjoy your ice cream ring free of prejudice!
When someone puts so much work into an edible tribute, it's touching really. You've got to REALLY love Hello Kitty to devise a plan of attack for such elaborate sushi rolls. And to think, poor kitty will be eaten up so fast!
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
There has to be an uncomfortable moment with these when you're expecting icy coldness and are met with creamy frosting. But you'll get over it.
But can you reassemble the beast before he melts?
Princesses can be so demanding. I want everything to be a castle!